| URL: https://humoruniv.com/pds790188 URL |
̾߱. Ϲ ̾߱ 1. ð http://web.humoruniv.com/board/humor/read.html?table=pds&number=787498 Ϲ ̾߱ 2. ڿ http://web.humoruniv.com/board/humor/read.html?table=pds&number=788264 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ̹ ݹ̴. Ǫ핳.........; ۾̰ ƴ϶ Ȯ , ƹư, ̶ ϱ? 1 - .#NASA ⼭ , ȣ ռ ̷ ֱٵ ް ִ ȭ 캸. : ! ñѰ ־! : ϸ ü ü Ǵ ݾ? : ҿ Ÿ ü ϴ°ž? : ü ü ü ߿ ??
2 - ̾!!!!#langedijkers 츮 ð踦 , ƴ ! ... Ƿδ,
3 - ü, ü, ü · ϴ Ŭ#ScienceAlert µ з ~ ߸ ̷ 浵 ִ. ݴ ļ Ծ 踦 ä ̷ 츮 ֺ '' Ȥ ̷ ִ ̴. ȰȰ Ÿ Ұ ߹ؿ ٴϴ и δ. 4 - ~ .# Ἥ ۱ գ ģ̴. ! Ŀ ǹ̰ ִ. ڴ ũⰡ ˰̷ ũ Ȯ Ҷ, , ڸ ִ ü νŸο ϸ ִ. ٷ ü ' ¾ ִ ' ̴. ̰ Ϻ, Ȥ ü ȯ ִٴ ǹ̴! ¾ ϰ ִ . ΰ ˰ ӿ û ɷ ϰ ִ- Ҽ , ̷ ڰӱ⳪ ٹ, ϴ ¾ 鿡 Ӿ Ͼ ִ! 5 - , ִ ִԸ ڰӱ#CERN 'õ Ǹ' CERN ´. ڰӱ ڵ飨缺, ſ ӵ ӽŰ ̴. " 缺ڳ ̽ü ڳ ĵ̳ ̾߱ ٸ鼭?" ! ¦¦¦. Ǹ ¿ ڼ! ó ڳ 缺ڴ ſ ۾Ƽ ڼ ĵ θ ִ. ٸ 츮 ǻ ִ. 缺ڳ ڵ 巯ش. Ƿ 츮 ۿ ϱ '' Ͽ ̾߱ϸ ȴ ^.^ ſ ӵ ߴµ, ü ? CERN ձ Ƕ ó ڸ ӽŰ Ʈ ϴµ, Ʈ ġ鼭 ڴ ӵȴ. ִӵ ӵ '缺' ӵ 99.99999898% Ͽ!! ........ ڿ 糪̣? 0.00000102% ȴ ̴. ڸ ȿ ٸ ø , ð Ư ̾߱ϸ鼭 ü Ѵٰ ߾. ӵ ̴ 缺ڴ ִ ٸ 缺ڿ 7000質 ̴!! ð ġ 缺 ð ִ 츮鿡 7000質 귯 ̴. Ʈ ϴµ ÷ . ڿ µ µ-273.15ɣ ϴ -271ɷ Ʈ ðѾ Ѵ. ¼Һ ؼ ũŸ 7 200MWhްƮã ߴµ, ñ α 뷮 1/3 شȴ. ü ̷ ӽų? ! 浹Ų 6 - ӵ 99.99999898% ӵ 缺 浹 .#CERN 浹ϸ鼭 100 ̻ ٸ ڵ . ¾! ڵ 6 ڰӱ ó ΰ ִ. ̷Գ ӵ 缺 浹ϴ , û ä ڸ 'Ҹ' ȴ. װ ƴϰ, ڸ ο ڰ 'ź' ϰ ȴ. ̰ ٷ νŸ ' ' ϰ ִ ̴. , ڸ Ҵٰ, ٽ ο ¾!! Ȥ, ϳ̰, ̴! 7 - ڸ ǥ .#CERN ڿ ؼ ̾߱ ȸ ^.^ 뿡, ݹ ü ٸ ִ ڵ ϴ. η б ÷ ڰӱ ̾߱Ⱑ ͼ ۾̰ ʹ ſ̴... к ϸ, ݹ ſó ĪǴ شϴ '¦' ݹ Ѵ. , ݹ ¦᳢ ڸ ҸѴ! ְԵ 츮 ֺ, ƴ 츮 ֿ '' ̾ ݹ Ѵٸ ٷ ֺ ε Ҹع, ڸ ´! , 'õ Ǹ' ݹ źó^.^ ̶, ܳ · ´. 8 - ڿ ڰ Ҹϸ鼭 Ѵ. ݹ ̸ ̱ , տ ݣanti- ̸ ȴ. 缺proton ݾ缺anti-proton neutron ڣanti-neutron Ŀãcouple ƼĿ..... 츮 ¦ â ߰ߵǾ, ̸ ƴ Ư ̸ ־. "-. negative ȣ ִ ڣelectronʹ , 磨+. positive ȣ ִ ״뿡Դ ڣpositron̶ ̸ ϻϴ϶~" ڿãalcohol, ڿ ߵalcoholic ġ ۸̶ ȴ. ⼭ . 뿡 Ȥ ̷ ڰ ? " ݹ .. ϱ ܳ ݾ? ݴ뵵 Ǵ ƴѰ? ڱ ݹ ڸ ٰܳų..?" Ҹ;; ̷ ڰ ִٸ ƴ϶ ̶ ȴ. پ Ͽٰ ε о̴ η ־ ϴ ٶ̴. . üü. õ . ! ڱ , ڸ ο ݹ źϴ ͵ ϴ!! '' · Ѵ. ַ ٣ 9 - ݹ Ҹϸ , ݴ ݹ ܳ ִ. ݹ ź ̴. ݹ ̷ Ǯ , 츮 ֺ ͵ , ü ̷ ֱ ¦ ̷ Ҹϸ鼭 û . ̶ ϴ ? νŸ - E=mc2 Ǵ ̴! ϰ ݹ 1g 1g ¦ ̷ ҸϹǷ Ҹ m 0.002kg ǰڴ. ӵc = 300,000,000m/s ָ 180,000,000,000,000J Ѵ! ̴ 뷮 ö 1 뷮 20% شѴ! , Ե ̸ ź ξ ϰԣ? ִ. ̰ ݹ ڵ ġ ¦ α ^.^ п ƹ 繰 NO! ߷ ! ݹ ź ȭ ǰ ʴ. ŭ 뷮 ٣ 10 - ݹ ſ ó Ī Ư¡ ִ.#Kickstarter ð ״´ٴ ó, ̷ -ݹ Ǹ θ ϰ ʴٴ , ϸ鼭 ȴ. , ݹ ſ ó Ī Ư¡ ϰ ִ. ſ '' ⸸ ٸ, ¦ Ǵ ݹ Ȱ ϣ÷ ִ, Ȥ ̳ʽ ִģ ϳ ٸ! - ִ ¦ + ִ ݹ ȴ. ִ ¦? ݹ ȴ. ε ϰ ٵ ¦ ִ ó, ݹ ¦ ̷ ܳų ٰ ϴµ, ִ ۿ ãƺ ϱ? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ^.^
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ڵ Ƿ Ʈ غ ϰڴ!!
A : What is mind?
B : Well.. It doesn't matter.
A : What is matter?
B : Never mind.
ظ Ѵ٣
what is the matter what is matter ٸٰ Ѵٴī.
What is matter?
ö ± Ͽ ¶ ̾߱ϱ Ѵ.
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: ! 츮 ȶϳ~^^
: ... Ÿ 簡 ϱ ٸ ü Ǵ Ű?
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߿ Ѵٰ ϰ,
ڵ̶ Ȳ ΰ?
ȿ : '̱ ̳ Ծ б ʰڴ'
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к ϸ '' ̴.
? '' ִ 'ɷ' ǹѴ.
δ ƹ͵ Ѵ.
, ƴ ̴.
ٸ ̶?
ڷ ̷ ü, ü, ü · ϴ ̴!
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⸦ ϸ 긮
и ִ '' ϴ ̴.
'' ȿ '' ٲִ ̴.
ǥ ð ٵ,
츮 νŸ - ̷ ٲپ Ҵ. 
E equals mc squared.
Ƹ ѹ ̴.
X ̸ε û ˷
⼭ E , m , c ӷ ǹѴ.
Ѻ ӷ 300,000km/s ̴.
Ǹ 츮 ģ ̾߱ ī ⼼̴!
Ϲ 츮 ϵ, ϴ ̷ ̴.
ڴ ũ ̴.
νŸ Ư뼺 ̷ Ͽ 4 ϸ鼭,
" ü ϰ ִ. ϴ" Ͽ.
ƹ '' ó ,
̸ birth energy ǥϱ Ѵ٣





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츮 ̷ν ̾ٴ ֽϴ!
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ݹ ó ϰ + Դϴ! ݹ Ѱ ݹź °Ϳ Ѹϴµ, θ ڱ ɾ ߿ Ѵϴ ^.^ ....ſ..?!
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߰ߵȰ Ȱ ϱ Ȱ ɰ ϰ ݴγ ߰ߵż ˰ ֽϴ.
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ū ̶ ڱ ! ϰ ݹ ֻ ְ, ̴ ֿ ݵ Ӿ Ͼ ִϴ~
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ݹ ִ, ִ ?! ٸ CERNӸ ƴ϶ ڰӱ ڿ ݹ ܳϴ٤
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! а ϴ ̱!
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... ñѰ ϰ ûؼ յ ȸ´ ұ ̳ Ф ڳ ݹ '' ִ ϼ̴µ ִ°ǰ? ƴ ִ () ִ°ǰ??
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ִٵµ Ǽӵó Ѱ? ֳĸ ӵ ϰ ӵ ̴ϱ ? ״ϱ ... ź Ĵٺ ̴ ̿?? ݹ Ʈͼ °Ŷ żؿ Ф
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Ⱑ ٸŶ ź ݹ ݹ ٽ ݹź dz??
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ñѰ û 밡δ ذ ȵǾ Ź ġµ ٰ Ⱥ ѱ ʹ մ õ ἳġ ᱹ ڰ ФФФФФФ
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... ִٴ° ߸ ñ Ȧ ߷¿ Ǿ ִٰ K
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̰ ~ ϴ 0 ģ ŷŸ ó E=mc2п ӵ մϴ. ֻ ּҸ Ӿ ݺؼ Ͼ ֽϴ. ˰() ! ǹ, Ȥ ĵ ġ ڱ ũ! ǹ. 0ӿ ߷ ߷ ð ְϱ Դϴ. ̷ ΰ!
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CPTĪ ϴ ڵ ظ Ŷ .
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cpt ̾߱ ~ ^.^
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ְ ֻ ּҸ Ӿ ݺǰ ִϴ
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߰ſ ü ϴ ü ǹߴٰ ּ!^.^
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ϴ μ, ̷ ִ ϴ. ϴ ̶( ü̷Դϴ) кλ Ȧ ֽϴٸ, ȣŷ ű߽ϴ. Ƽ ȣŷڻ絵 ̵ ־ . ڰ 輱 Ǹ ڴ Ȧ , ڴ Ȧ ƨ 鼭 ڿ Ȧ ҸǾ Ϳ. ̰ 밡 ڵ CERN ϴ Ȧ Ǽ Ѵٶ Ҹ ڹ Ͻô ڸ .
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ʲ̷ 弱 '۰ ' ̾߱ⰰ Ȯ Ű ߰ߵ ϴ ^.^
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װ ? ֳ ݴ ֳ 츮 ƹ ȸ°ó ֳ൵ ƹ ȸ
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濡 Ƽ ⺻Դϴ.Խù ̳ õ .
Ϸ Űǰų ߰ߵǸ ҹ Ȥ ó ˴ϴ. Ź 帳ϴ.
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