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M: Oh, I know him. We learned about him in Korean Class. He¡¯s very famous in Korea.
S: Do you know how to cure my hunger?
M: Oh no. I fell asleep in class. So I don¡¯t know.
M: But my teacher knows. Here¡¯s his address, he¡¯s probably in the ³ë·¡¹ænow, singing Wondergirls.
S: thank you so much.
M: Come again!
£¨Superman flies over to Karaoke bang to find teacher£©
A: *singing Wondergirls*
S: Hello, I¡¯m Superman and I need help.
A: Okay, I will help you.
S: Do you know about the Korean Food Monster, Kimchi?
A: Of course, everyone knows about Kimchi. He¡¯s a very bad person £¨³ª»Û »ç¶÷£©.
S: He¡¯s making me die of hunger, I need a cure.
A: There¡¯s a special type of food you need to eat in order to make yourself full.
S: What is it?
A: I don¡¯t know exactly, but I think you need to go to Korea.
S: Okay.
A: I think it¡¯s a type of food with a lot of vegetables.
S: Thank you!
£¨Superman flies to Korea and walks in a korean restaurant£©
M: Welcome, how many people are there?
S: Just one please.
M: What would you like to order today?
S: What¡¯s something with a lot of vegetables in it?
M: hmm¡¦.Bibimbap? You put a lot of different types of vegetables in it.
S: Like what?
M: You put carrots, mushrooms, spinach, and others £¨µî£©. There¡¯s also beef and egg in bibimbap.
S: It sounds delicious, please give me a bibimbap.
M: Anything to drink?
S: barley tea please.
M: Just a moment please. £¨comes back with£©
S: Thank you. £¨Eats all the¹ÝÂùquickly£© ¿©±â¿ä, can I have more ban chan.
M: Okay , Just a moment please.
£¨M brings all the food£©
S: Thank you, I will eat deliciously.
£¨Superman eats Bibimbap¡¦£©
S: Hey there, this bibimbap is very bland.
M: If it¡¯s too bland, put more hot pepper sauce in it..
S: Okay. £¨puts too much hot pepper sauce and eats it£©
S: Ah, too spicy. I need to drink so barley tea.
M: Are you all finished? Do you need the bill?
S: No my mouth is still bored and I¡¯m still hungry. But give me the bill.
M: Okay, just a moment please.
£¨Superman pays and leaves£©
S: I need to find another restaurant, bibimbap was not the cure.
£¨Superman goes to another restaurant£©
A: Welcome! How many of you are there?
S: Just one. £¨keeps rubbing his tummy£©
A: Well you look hungry. Please sit here.
S: Please just give me food, I¡¯m hungry!
A: What would you like to order?
S: I don¡¯t know, I¡¯m starving to death, please give me some food.
£¨A looks at Superman¡¯s clothes and cape£©
A: Are you Superman?
S: Yes I am. And I¡¯ve been attacked by the Korean Food Monster.
A: And you can¡¯t find the cure?
M: Here¡¯s your water. Are you guys talking about the Korean Food Monster?
A: Superman here is looking for a cure.
M: And he just found it.
S: What? Really?
M: All you need to do is eat Cabbage Kimchi. It will make you full!
S: Then please give me some Cabbage Kimchi now.
M: No, you have to eat the Cabbage Kimchi that you made yourself.
S: But I don¡¯t know how to!
A: I do. I can teach you.
M: I¡¯ll prepare the ingredients.
S: Thank you guys so much!
A: So for ingredients we have ¹èÃß, ¹«¿ì, ¼Ò±Ý, ¼³ÅÁ, »ý°­, ¸¶´Ã, Âý½Ò°¡·ç, ¾×Á£, °íÃå°¡·ç, ±¼, ÆÄ, ¾çÆÄ.
M: First, you cut the cabbage in half
A: Then you dip the cabbage in water. Then you spread salt on the cabbage leaves, one at a time £¨¾¿£©
M: You need to put more salt at the stem.
A: Then you let the cabbage set for two hours and turn them over.
M: After two more hours, you rinse the cabbage three times. £¨use ¾¿£©
A: Then you drain the water in the cabbage while you make the Kimchi Sauce.
M: You mix 3 cups of water with ¨ö cup of sweet rice flour powder £¨Âý½Ò°¡·ç£©.
A: You boil this paste and then put ¨ö cup of sugar in it.
M: Then you put in 1 cup of ¾×Á£ in the paste and mix it.
A: You also need to put in some °íÃå°¡·ç
M: You grind 1 cup of garlic, 1 onion and some ginger together and put it in the paste.
A: Then you cut ¸®Å©ÇÏ°í ÆÄÇÏ°í ¹«¿ìÇÏ°í ±¼ and put it in the paste.
M: You spread the Kimchi paste on the cabbage, put it in the Tupperware and leave it in the fridge.
£¨S Finishes making Kimchi£©
S: Thanks for teaching me.
M: Eat some Kimchi now, you¡¯ll feel better.
£¨S eats Kimchi, feels very energized£©
S: I must go to New York now and fight the Korean Food Monster.
£¨S Flies to New York£©
A: You came back!
S: I know your secret! You can¡¯t make me hungry anymore. *Takes out Kimchi* I AM INVINCIBLE!!
A: Oh no¡¦¡¦
S: It¡¯s over. Go back to Korea *Attacks A, Run around the class room and fight*
£¨A Loses£©




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