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This land is my land.
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I'm a Texas tiger.
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You're a liberal wiener.
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I'm a great crusader
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You're a hermit munster
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This land will surely vote for me.
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This land is your land.
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I'm an intellectual.
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You're a stupid dumbass.
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I'm a purple heart winner.³ª´Â purple heart
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This land will surely vote for me.
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You have more waffles than a house of pancakes. £¨Waffle Hut£©
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You're a UN pussy.
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And it's true I kick ass.
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That really scares me
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But it's not gonna help you
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Because I won three purple hearts
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This land will surely vote for me.
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You're a liberal sissy
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You're a right wing nut job
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You're a pink-o commie
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You're dumb as a doorknob.
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You've got that botox.
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£¨Botox- not just for old ladies£©
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But I still won three purple hearts.
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This land will surely vote for me.
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This land was my land.
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But now it's our land.
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From california
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From the liberal wieners
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To the rightwing nutjobs
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This land belongs
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This land belongs
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This land belongs to you and me.
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